My Thoughts Are So Emotional Right Now

So I was walking on the sidewalk to Baja Fresh today in my new argyle socks, and I saw an ant which had been crushed under the sole of some hapless passerby. And it got me thinking about death. Everyone seems to have this predisposition that death sucks, but what if death is awesome? What if the rock throwers are right and you wake up to 800 virgins, complete with beer pong table, Mark's neverending keg, and Roland dressed up in a french maid outfit ready to do your every bidding? Man, part of me wants to die just to find out.

And now... a poll.

Is Duffy an asshole?
Most certainly.
Most certainly not.
Undecided.
Fuck you motherfucker.
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