Cheers to Roland

With us being so busy on Sunday when everyone left Spokane (namely, watching "Sex & the Single Mother") I feel we dropped the ball without publically recognizing the drinking achievements of one Rolan Haj the night prior. Not to belittle Sean, but Roland easily outdrank him. He handled his liquor and then some... let's look at the checklist:

1) Didn't pass-out nor black-out
2) Didn't puke
3) Didn't go to bed directly after a PrairieFire shot
4) Didn't have sex with a fat chick
5) Got wasted, broke plates, and overall had the best 21st a person could have

Am I missing anything? I'm not saying I could do any better, because quite frankly I only hope I can achieve the level Ro did. Cheers birthday boy--albeit belated--you deserve it. BIG UPS! 'Spect!