Cock Blocking (For Keanan's Benefit)

By definition from the great online urban dictionary:

cock blocking - A dangerous impedement to getting pussy which can rear it's ugly head in many different forms and situations (it lists five but I'll only put one down because that is the one that Keanan should read).

1) The Lame Duck - When trying to get a slutty girl, a lame duck may be another individual who knows the slut's reputation, and is hanging around her, but is either bogged down in their efforts to spit game, or downright wasting her and your time by not getting any, but instead keeping the slut company.

Keanan, here is the plain and simple truth, you may not realize it but you are a cock blocker. I don't care if you have excuses coming out the wazhoo for your actions during parties, get-togethers, whatever. Its a fact that you cock block more than not. It doesn't matter who invited who to sit on whomevers lap. If O or any member of the fam is talking to a girl and clearly trying to spit game here are the guidelines for interruptions (feel free to add on if I forget any)

1) One of the fam is in trouble and needs assisstance right away (emergency/fat chick/fight/etc...)

2) The keg is tapped or we are out of liquor.

3) The cops show up.

4) The house is on fire (any other life threatening situation)

Otherwise, just go your way and look for some other slut to scam on. Or just go drink some more liquor and find someone whose not busy. There it is Keanan. Follow those simple rules and your cock blocking days will soon be over (hopefully...)