Women, I'll tell you what...

Ok, so tell me if you've heard this story before (or lived through it)...

So I get a call from one of my friends who I've known since the third grade. He says his girlfriend of a year just broke up with him because she felt she "needed space." In fact, it was a long distance break up because she's up in Canada right now. So I got to thinking; hmmm, she decides to stay with him all this time, but breaks up with him after she goes on a trip without him. Where have I heard this story before, OH YA - my life and the lives of every other guy in the goddamn world. Fucking bitch only wants her "space" because you know she ran into some Canadian guy who she thinks is more right for her than the guy she's been with for the past however long. Now I don't want to sound sexist but thats just too goddamn bad right now. All women are built the same way, think the same way, and act the same way. Nothing but a bunch of bitches man.

This may sound crude but I don't care because I'm piss drunk. My friend wanted to get fucked up tonight, and who am I to deny him the honor. Stupid whore. I'll admit, I never liked the stupid bitch from the day that I met her (one of those goddamn hippy bitches who complained about every goddamn thing going on in this world), and I knew they should break it off, but not like this man. There is a right way and a wrong way to go about ending a relationship, and this 1000 mile phone call thing is bullshit. Fuck. I need some more goddamn liquor before I pass out. Stupid whore. Well, in the words of the dude Fuck It.