Speaking of Berg

Oh man, I can still see the look on Berg's face as he stormed into Duffy and mine's room after he found the ball shards on his bed. Angry as hell and holding at least 5 different knives in his hand, he made a B-line straight for Duffy's bed and stabbed what he thought to be Duffy's ball with all his might. Then he stormed back out of the room only to find out that he had just destroyed the only thing that made him happy. HAHAHAHA. I will never forget that night.

Come to think of it. What will life without Berg be like now that he's not a part of our house and what will the benefits be? Sure, we'll see him at parties and such, but we won't be dirrectly living with him. Let's make a list...

1) No snoring (Bob will get sleep)

2) The total smell of the house will be much lower (we will be able to accurately identify any smells and get rid of them quickly now/our febreeze bills will be lower)

3) Our frozen food supply will not diminish in a matter of hours after coming back from Costco/Safeway (Bob won't have to threaten someone for eating his taquitos and Duffy will have more than just Chili and otter pops for meals)

4) The amount of dirty dishes and the time frame in which they are washed will be much smaller (Berg could cook, I'll give him that; but the last thing on his mind was cleaning the goddamn dishes he used)

5) We will be without a person living in the house that can not be moved at all if found passed out in the hallway (the amount of booze he drank was great, but not being able to move him with Bob and four guys my size = pure disbelief)

6) We won't have someone threatening to sit on us whenever we make fun of them (how is the only comeback you have to a joke is to sit on someone?)

7) NO MORE HEARING ABOUT BOISE ST OR HIS GODDAMN GRADES (pretty self-explanatory)

There's is probrably a lot more, but I haved typed alot and I don't really care to type much more. The only problem is who becomes the big dumb animal in the house now? 1...2....3... NOT IT! (touches nose)