Drunk.
Brian: That was one crazy party. I am hung over.
Champ: I woke up on the floor of some Japanese family's living room, and they would NOT stop screaming!
Brick: I ate a big, red candle.
Apparently I hot tubbed last night. The chlorine summoned a vague recollection, my shorts being soaking wet offered a clue, but I don't really remember too much.
Damn you Everclear. You pretend to be my friend, then proceed to murder my wife and children, stab me in the throat, and leave me bleeding along Burnside.
One.

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Apparently I called roland at 1:30 last night too. Roland can you confirm this or did I type the numbers in wrong?
I love booze. You know, not one of us would have any good stories at all if we didn't regularly get drunk off our asses. How on earth did we get along for so long without alcohol?
That, and Duffy was attending Lazy U, so all that animosity was in a different time zone.
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