Eh, who needs them anyway?
All this talk of girlfriends and whatnot has made me begun to wonder, who cares? The way I see it, girlfriends are just another outlet for the money out of your pocket with very little usefullness in return. I know, I know, "I did it all for the nookie" they say. Who cares? If you drink enough liquor at night, you won't even remember that you were looking for a girl earlier in the the night. Besides, booze brings nothing but fun and happiness. Women just lead to anger and remorse and who wants that? No one, thats who.
Besides, what ever happened to captain asshole and "keep 'em disappointed"? This was always the status quo when it came to women. Now it seems that you guys are letting down your guards and actually starting to care. It hurts to see that happen.
But I digress, when it comes to Renee, this is acceptable for two reasons:
1) It pisses off Roland (everyones goal)
2) Its Renee (she bakes pies for godsakes!)
But its all jokes for now, at least for another 4 years, right Roland? If only Sue Lamb was younger....
posted by True @ 7:18 PM
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My finger is particularly pointing at Roland right now by saying this:
But Josh is absolutely right. Moreover, people could tell me, "Amanda Miller!". And then someone else would say, "Kim Knees", and another says, "Briana (don't know her last name but it should be BITCH)" and what it comes down to is that we all have bitches in the past.
What matters now is we drink for them, because of them, and to forget them. Bros before hoes gentlemen.
"Fat chicks need love, too... But they have to pay!"
P.P.S.- For the same reason they/we give you shit about Kerry, I get shit for Amanda. We'll just never be able to live that down.
Keanan. Two things. (1) Don't ever compare Amanda Miller to Kim or Brianna. Don't. I repeat, don't. (2) You're a fuck.
I commented on this once but forgot I nuked it. Anyways, those girls aside from Amanda were lightyears better than Amanda. The comparison was in the fact we've all got our women troubles in the past and to just fuck em. Sorry for creating such a stir.
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