Martha.
I want you all the remember this one undeniable fact: Simple Green is your fucking god.
I'm 3 hours into cleaning the kitchen. I'm wiping EVERYTHING down with Simple Green and a sponge. It already looks like an entirely different room, and I'm about halfway done. All those marks and stains we thought were permanent? Yeah, Simple Green takes care of them. Mold. Fungus. Grease. Sludge. None can compete with The Green. It has already transformed the upstairs bathroom.
Next is the bar. Booya.
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It's good that we finally got some good white labor to replace to poor, Mexican labor we once had. It's amazing the things that get done when the help doesn't spend 20 hours a day in bed.
Thirty-seven.
But I forgot to mention, I'm charging $90 an hour.
$90 an hour? I could get a lot of booze and keep a woman happy for the whole night with that kind of money.
On a totally unrelated note, Roland, how's Rene?
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