A Prayer to Start Us Off

As the season of drinking is almost among us, I think it is best if we begin with a prayer. Some may think its blasphemous but I say, "Who cares, I'm not Catholic".... ha-ha.

Our Lager,
Which art it barrels,
Hallowed be thy drink.
Thy will be drunk (I will be drunk),
At home as I am in the tavern.

Give us this day our foamy head,
And forgive us our spillages,
As we forgive those who spill against us,
And lead us not into incarceration,
But deliver us from hangovers.

For thine is the beer,
The bitter and the lager,
Forever and ever,
Barmen.

May the beer continue to freely flow and the parties never to end.