I need some FAM advice...
Okay so here's the deal. So I've been hanging around, meeting new people, and have been frequenting with this group of girls down the hall. One of which, is a very attractive Molecular Biology major who is smart, funny, and oh yea, did I say attractive? Anywho, I can tell she's attracted to me. Not one of those, "Oh Keanan you're so fulla shit you dumb bastard." It's so obvious, Stevie Wonder could see it. "So what's the catch?" you may ask. Well, she just so happens to be fundamentally opposed to sex and is a devout Christian (she is Republican though, so I know you'll like that). In my life I've never run across this problem where I look at something and don't value it because of it's lack of physicality. That's the Trent in me talking, but the Mikey is also telling me that she's a great girl, twice as good as all the skanks out there, and should go for it. I'm torn... what do I do?
Eleven.
P.S.- If you want a face shot of her, check my facebook friends at Idaho and look at Emily MacKinnon.
posted by Keanan @ 5:23 PM
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Hmmm. Tough question. Get a nice girl but never get passed first base unless you lose your mind and get married. Or get a skanky girl, have lots of sex, and never have to see her again.
I think its pretty easy given the attitude I've seen almost every time you've been up here. "I've gotta get some ass this weekend." Unless you've drastically changed since last weekend, I think your choice was made for you long before you ever asked the question.
PS - I really think you need to go back and redefine attractiveness. Those whores you brought up last weekend were ugly. They must have been really ugly because I was drunk and they were still but ugly. This picture of the Emily girl doesn't look that great either. Just a thought.
Thirty-seven.
I must correct you on this one my friend: Everytime I've been up there I've had one goal and that is to get drunk. Happens just about all the time I visit. I am a firm believer of the T.W.I.G. system (ironically given to me by Sean of all people) and I do prefer ass to no ass, which makes me lean a little more towards the "no" end, but not for your reasons.
Sorry, but the skanks you saw were friends of the skanks I was hoping would be there but no dice. The girl the post is about is attractive, no debate.
You were perhaps right about making my mind up way before the post, though. I dunno, I was hoping that getting out there and having you guys talk about it would make it an easier (or at least clearer) decision.
Favre.
TOTALLY off topic... but this is bugging the hell out of me. Bob, did you ever figure out the DeadAIM thing? I cannot figure out who "gelas not grey" is and I know they're from Jesuit but that's it. I don't want to just IM the person and be like, "oh hey I went to JHS and have this screen name but don't know who it belongs to, sooooo yea what's your name?" So yea either tell me how to fix DeadAIM or tell me who gelas not grey is. Thanks. And if you finish in under two minutes I've got a 50 cent piece with your name all over it, and I'm counting!!! One... two... three... four!!!
Abort last comment. Figured it out. Why the fuck would I ever have Anglea "I'm 1/32nd Mexican" Vincent's screen name anyways?
I knew Sean found his cell phone, but nobody told me he found his balls, too. That was actually on the money. Reference: she is a sophomore.
I was in a similar position last year.
I ended up not dating her, but that's just me.
But did you end up not dating her because of that reason?
Nope, but I know that if we had dated that point would have eventually become a source of friction.
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