BREAKING NEWS: Keanan in Spokane next year?

Talked to Rev last evening, or today this morning, or who gives a fuck it was 1:30 AM...

I broke the news to him and figured I'd update everyone of the goings-on that is my wild and wacky life.

I'm not coming back to Idaho next year. It's really not mind kind of place. Sure there are things I like, for instance cheap booze and a WinCo a quarter-mile from campus. But the women here just aren't slutty enough for my liking, nor skinny enough, for me to willfully and soberly do anything to. Plus their basketball team just promoted an assistant coach that was part of a 4-25 season. Stupid asses.

Anywho, I'm going to broadcasting school to focus on getting into radio. Writing stuff is cool and all, but you have to go to school for four years, and only in your senior year do you actually learn anything. It's costing me $20,000+ a year to take ho hum math, golf, and weight training. That's not worth it. I have a couple options going the broadcasting route, which will only cost me at the most $10,000 for one year, and one of those routes possibly taking me to Spokane. Yes, I have other options like Portland, Phoenix, and Dallas (I'm serious here), but only in Portland and Spokane can I actually live affordably. As I told Rev, it's still very early in the planning stages and I won't know for sure where I'm going until June most likely, but wanted to give PLO and his residents ample time to prepare for the shit storm that could be forthcoming.

Take it easy guys, I'll be up FOR SURE on Friday April 28, the day after my 21st. Shenanigans, tomfoolery, and the usual can be expected.