I'm going to regret this...

So we started this tthing called "Tequila Tuedays" where me and soem guys drink nothing but drinks containing tequila or jsut straight tequila shots. Being as it is, i dont have class until 130 on wednesdays. Seeing fit my new title as "not bitch" with THe Fam, I stepped my game uplast weekend and did so again tonite. Problem is -- and this is where I'm going to regre this -- I totall had sex with a fat chick. I guess it was inevitabl from this summer with that whole...whatever that fat chics name was at gu. But alas, I did it. I Took What Was Given, or Is, or Sean knows what the fuck im talkign about.Anyways, i love you guys and thought you should all know. Oh man i bet i'l get shit for this. or maybe not. whatev. might see u guys this weekend, i'l let you knwo. in the meantime, i think i'l ask some girl to go on a date with me to the bookstore, or become an RA or something. that way i'l never hookup with a fat chick again, or any chic for that matter. snap! oh man, okay i'm hungrier than lindsay lohan after lunch, so i'm gettin myself a corn dog (thanks bob for starting me on that last year). later dudes.

21

Oh my God. Somehow I ended up with a house and my own band tonight. Really couldnt have been a better night. My friend was getting evicted so I talked him into throwing a party at his house for me. And my other friend had a band (ska/punk) that played at the party for me too. Some rum to start me off right and 21 beers later here I am. Fuck all you all for not being here. You certainly missed out on the greatest night I've ever had. Bitches aint nothing but hoes and tricks by the way. Got my B-day blowjob at midnight but Im still mysogynistic to the core. Be at Hooters tomorrow watching Morrsion drop 40 more on Pepperdine. See y'all Sunday afternoon goddamn whores.


PS - Sean dont be a bitch. You're whore is 8000 miles away but who gives a shit. Fuck women. All of em. Drink with me and forget about women (aint nothing but hoes and tricks anyway). Cant live with em, cant kill them all with out legal issues. Im out like a whole bottle of vodka in 1 night.

twenty - one...