I need some FAM advice...

Okay so here's the deal. So I've been hanging around, meeting new people, and have been frequenting with this group of girls down the hall. One of which, is a very attractive Molecular Biology major who is smart, funny, and oh yea, did I say attractive? Anywho, I can tell she's attracted to me. Not one of those, "Oh Keanan you're so fulla shit you dumb bastard." It's so obvious, Stevie Wonder could see it. "So what's the catch?" you may ask. Well, she just so happens to be fundamentally opposed to sex and is a devout Christian (she is Republican though, so I know you'll like that). In my life I've never run across this problem where I look at something and don't value it because of it's lack of physicality. That's the Trent in me talking, but the Mikey is also telling me that she's a great girl, twice as good as all the skanks out there, and should go for it. I'm torn... what do I do?

Eleven.

P.S.- If you want a face shot of her, check my facebook friends at Idaho and look at Emily MacKinnon.

Poking roadkill with a stick...

That's what it kinda feels like right now with this blog venture of ours. During the school year I really don't see us posting on here all that often, especially since 6 out of the 7 people who post on here talk and see each other every day. But what the hell, I don't talk to you guys and you all need to read/see this:

So I'm becoming quite familiar (and since yesterday) notorious on the campus here at UI. Had a party up in my suite and managed to talk three girls into making out with each other, and at times, topless as well. The irony of it all is that I showed them the Tara and "Page" video from my house on Ro's birthday last year and they pretty much did the same thing in my room, minus the camcorder (fuckin a I'm going to invest in one now). Here's proof, albeit not sharp because it's cell phone pics, but it does the trick.



It's a very large possibility I could get all three of these girls to GU on Saturday as well. Thoughts?




Eleven. (because you always double down on eleven)