What are the odds?

So in the last month, two fellow Fam members have had their car (and most of their life) stolen from the hallowed 1003 E. Mission residence. Since it's pretty obvious that these were connected, it got me to thinking: Who's car will be stolen next?

I say we start a betting pool to find out. Here's my preliminary handicapping...

Rev - 3:1 ... Nice car, satellite radio, pretty much a given. It's his turn.

Jimborino - 7:2 ... Again, nice car, with the added value that it's extra shiney and the Spokies love cars that scream "redneck pimp" when looking at it. Doesn't always park at 1003, though, therefore odds slightly lower.

Tru - 20:1 ... His car isn't even in Spokane. But the likelihood a car he at some point drives is stolen because he lives in Cali is still a possibility.

Ro - 30:1 (because who steals a fucking K car?) *BUT* 2:1 his car is used as a roadside bomb.

O$ - 100:1 ... my personal choice, because the same guy who burned down the new apartment complex to get back at GU will steal Pargo's Dodge Magnum while O$ is picking up "breezies" on Hamilton.

Slinks - 1,000,000,000,000:1 ... Self-explanatory.

Ginny - 12:1 ... Because this kind of shit happens to me so often, it's bound to happen again.