I'm going to regret this...
So we started this tthing called "Tequila Tuedays" where me and soem guys drink nothing but drinks containing tequila or jsut straight tequila shots. Being as it is, i dont have class until 130 on wednesdays. Seeing fit my new title as "not bitch" with THe Fam, I stepped my game uplast weekend and did so again tonite. Problem is -- and this is where I'm going to regre this -- I totall had sex with a fat chick. I guess it was inevitabl from this summer with that whole...whatever that fat chics name was at gu. But alas, I did it. I Took What Was Given, or Is, or Sean knows what the fuck im talkign about.Anyways, i love you guys and thought you should all know. Oh man i bet i'l get shit for this. or maybe not. whatev. might see u guys this weekend, i'l let you knwo. in the meantime, i think i'l ask some girl to go on a date with me to the bookstore, or become an RA or something. that way i'l never hookup with a fat chick again, or any chic for that matter. snap! oh man, okay i'm hungrier than lindsay lohan after lunch, so i'm gettin myself a corn dog (thanks bob for starting me on that last year). later dudes.

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W-O-W. I don't know whether to laugh or cry....I'm just kidding. HAHAHAHAHA.
Like I said... Keanan Lamb you made my fucking week. Mad props man.
Wow, I spelled that good? To be honest, don't remember tons from last night. But to answer your question Sean: I think she's somewhere between a Norwal and a Humpback. She's at least not six feet tall like that Cheryl bitch from the summer. Still, man I can't believe I did that.
PIC! PICS! POST PICTURES YOU BITCH!
Dammit, well first off she is no where near the classy/pie-baking being that is Renee, but click this link and you'll probably barf.
http://server2.uploadit.org/files/keanan427-434279514_l.jpg
OH MY GOD! I think I just died a little inside. Of course, assuming I'm still alive inside at all.
Man, all of you just went on my shit list.
Really, I am so disappointed.
I agree with Elyse
Wow, so disappointed
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