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Oh my God. Somehow I ended up with a house and my own band tonight. Really couldnt have been a better night. My friend was getting evicted so I talked him into throwing a party at his house for me. And my other friend had a band (ska/punk) that played at the party for me too. Some rum to start me off right and 21 beers later here I am. Fuck all you all for not being here. You certainly missed out on the greatest night I've ever had. Bitches aint nothing but hoes and tricks by the way. Got my B-day blowjob at midnight but Im still mysogynistic to the core. Be at Hooters tomorrow watching Morrsion drop 40 more on Pepperdine. See y'all Sunday afternoon goddamn whores.


PS - Sean dont be a bitch. You're whore is 8000 miles away but who gives a shit. Fuck women. All of em. Drink with me and forget about women (aint nothing but hoes and tricks anyway). Cant live with em, cant kill them all with out legal issues. Im out like a whole bottle of vodka in 1 night.

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